Note: Not sure what happened here I though I had published this on Tuesday, but apparently not. So it’s Thursday’s top five.
Last week I celebrated my top five successes in the garden over this Spring/Summer, now it’s time to fess up about the dismal failures. No photos is this post, it’s just too depressing photographing the things you barely want to even acknowledge and I’m having computer issues. I am hopeful however, that some of you more skillful gardeners might be able to point out my shortcomings so that perhaps next time I might be a little more successful.
1. Zucchini – I have grown zucchinis without any trouble whatsoever for the last three or four years. So much so that I always end up with a glut and madly making zucchini slice, cake, soup and anything else I can think of to use the blessed things up. This year I probably picked almost as many actual zucchinis, but not one was longer than my index finger and they were generally very skinny and even a little shriveled. If I left them on the plant any longer they turned yellow and rotted. The plants were constantly plagued by whitefly infestations and powdery mildew. I thought the trouble was uneven watering so I started being much more vigilant with this particular bed. I pruned back all the effected leaves and stalks several times – to the point where the plants were almost bare of leaves – and they would put on new, green healthy growth straight away only for the same thing to happen again. I tried pyrethrum spray repeatedly with no result, I tried a soapy water spray (with and without metho) and nothing changed.
Today I ripped the darned things out of the ground and binned them – whiteflies filled the air and promptly took up resident in a nearby cucumber plant. I sprayed immediately! When I was pulling the plants out it seemed as though the base and roots had started to rot and were very damp, perhaps I ended up over-watering this bed. The bed I used for the zucchinis has been in high rotation for several seasons now, so I’ve decided to give it a rest, add some organic matter and plant a broad bean crop there later in the year. I will have to find a new home for the zucchinis next year.
2. Cucumbers – Mr Good’s all-time favourite salad item is cucumber, he loves them. Baby Good likes nothing better than to chomp of a stick of cuc, scraping the flesh off with those new teeth of hers. I enjoy them, and Miss Two, well she could take them or leave them, but what’s new there. Disappointingly we did not harvest many cucumbers this year at all. I did pick quite an impressive one this morning, and there are another two almost ready to come off as well. But other than these ones, all I managed was three of the most pathetic looking, mishapen and small specimens you have even seen. Mum did pick a couple when she watered while we were away though. What annoys me most is that I planted dozens of seeds most germinated easily, but from these only one seedling survived. The other three plants I bought as seedlings from a certain big green shed (shameful I know!!). And you know what? That one seedling I grew from seed DID NOT GROW A SINGLE CUCUMBER! In fact it’s really only been one of the four plants that produced anything worthwhile. So what are the cucumber growing tricks that I should be using? What did I do wrong?
3. Peas – Actually these probably deserve the number one spot when it comes to under-achieving, but as they died and were ripped out so long ago I have sort of banished them from my memory. These grew easily from seed in little toilet roll pots and once in the ground they climbed and climbed way over the wire I had put up for them to climb on. Then they starting to flower and set fruit, never in huge quantities, but enough to please me at the time. I picked a few handfuls of them, which we added to various things, or Miss Two and I ate while pottering in the garden. Then the new growth started to look funny, the leaves yellowed a bit and went crinkly around the edge, some looked like they had powdery mildew as well. The tendrils they put out were pathetic and didn’t cling like they should, they stopped flowering, and eventually they died. Again this is all a mystery to me. What is it that my peas were trying to tell me?
4. Capsicum – these are quite a different story to my other failings, there was no high germination rate, no thriving seedling stage, but also no mystery disease or pest to destroy my hopes. Out of the many, many seeds I planted only one ever came through and that one came through very late. It was about the last thing to go into the garden just after the eggplants. It is still there, despite being slightly swamped by the drooping potato plants, and is a tall, glossy green plant looking perfectly healthy and happy. So my questions is, where are all the capsicums, it has not a single fruit on it? I have noticed a flower or two, but absolute no signs of fruit. The eggplant next to it has had tonnes of flowers and now lots of baby eggplants. What’s wrong with the capsicum?
5. Large variety tomatoes – I think my mistakes with the tomatoes were made right at the very beginning. Firstly I planted the seeds too late, I really need to be onto this one much earlier this year. Secondly I should have planted them up into bigger pots much earlier as well. In fact some I put straight into the ground as tiny, tiny seedlings, these really have not done well at all. Once I finally did figure out that they needed a bigger home, it was really too late and they should have been well established in the garden by then. The cherrys have not been so badly effected by my tardiness as they don’t take so long to grow and ripen, but the bigger varieties are only now producing fruit of a mature size, but all are still completely green. My dilemma is, do I pick them green and make pickles or do I hope that they still ripen on the plants? In all it’s been a kind of disappointing tomato season, although Miss Two always manages to find her fill of cherry tommies to keep her happy when we’re playing outside.
Okay, now hit me with all the advice you have, I need help.
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